i might need professional help to get out of this one

I have been busy these couple of days, devoting my undivided attention to the tv screen. IM HOOKED



(they deserve a standing ovation)




(surprisingly addictive)




(randy could make homer simpson look like einstein)



(sarcasm overload.love it)

damnit. Ive got nothing to watch now. RIP dvd box sets. You were kind to me. You brought me joy while you could. I feel tingly and strangely hungry for more gossip girl drama and hillarious karma (that rhymed) I WANT MORE!! You know my birthday was only a week ago, its not too late for presents *wink wink*...*wink*

tagged.im it

Instructions : Remove 1 question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged. *( changed question no.11 )*


1. Do you believe in love at first sight?
if the guy is physically blessed then yeah.you could call it "love"


2. If you were to be stranded on a deserted island, who are the 3 blog buddies you would take with you, and why?
-kong lee lian.only because she loves me so
-shalini anne.because she draws the craziest cartoons.oh then we would need paper as well.and stationery
-dharma anne.we need a slave around to make things easier

(shalini anne and dharma anne do not have blogs)


3.What place do you want to go the most?
venice

4. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
my very own comedy show.i still dont know what ill call it but im pretty sure it'll have something to do with midgets and barney the purple dinosaur on a stake

5. What do you feel like doing right now?
listening to emo rock because apparently thats what teenagers do these days..act all depressed and wear thick eyeliner

6. What are you afraid to lose the most now?
my loved ones

7. If you win $1 million, what would you do?
i would beg forbes to put me on the list only to be very harshly rejected. then i would spend it all on ice cream and chocolate until i grow into an oversized whale. how depressing


8. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
yes. i would confess my love.i would have confetti and rose petals fall from the sky while i confess my true feelings for my man....LOL

9.List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
kasturituri : carefree, petite and polite, sweet, very good listener, i should probably stop :S i love you turi ;)

10. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
a good sense of humour


11. What is the worst thing that you have done in ur life?
lied and also i forgot to have my shower once before going to school.good times

12. Which do you prefer from your other half? A hug or a kiss?
a big fat hug

13. If you have faults, would you rather the people around you point out to you or would you rather they keep quiet?
what would a sane human being want?


14. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
laughter.it takes away all the unnecessary pain


15. Are you more afraid of failure or loss?
loss


16. If given a choice, which animal would you opt to be, and why?
a chameleon. id have eyes that could roll around like an 8 ball and i love change so yes. A CHAMELEON.

17. If you had the chance, which part of your character you would like to change?
i wish i was more optimistic

18. What makes you feel disappointed?
overrated and over hyped movies. *sighs* did any of you watch 10 000 bc?

19. If given a chance, do you want to see your future?
yes.only if the haitian guy erases my memory after that

20. What do your friends label you as?
i honestly dont know. maybe it should be kept that way.


People i've tagged :
kong lee lian

The F word

I think about my future a lot. And when I do, I get this very intense gut wrenching feeling inside of me because the uncertainty of it all is terrifying. The word school is no longer part of my thesaurus and because of that i get a lot of "WHATS YOUR PLANS FOR THE FUTURE?", "WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING TO DO NOW?" and the occasional "YOUNG GIRL, YOU ARE A BIG GIRL NOW". You know everytime I hear that last one, I have to restrain myself from stuffing a large fruit into his/her/ambiguous' mouth. It is kind of flattering to know that people actually care about how your life is going and if you're making the right decisions..but these people are elderly folk...which also means they're nosey..so no. Not flattering at all. I'm still undecided and confused. I've always been. I wanted to be Elmo when I was little ( at that time i was unaware that the one thing i aspired to be...was the one thing that would make me want to drown myself in a pool of toxic waste later in life) but that never worked out now did it? And then came the marine life phase. Funny how one movie on a lovable orca whale inspired me to become a marine biologist and another film on an oversized shark made me go " HELL NO!! ". I wanted to be a vet after that. Until I saw Cujo. Kidding. I have four dogs so, Im pretty sure dogs like that don't exist. I still want to be a vet but the problem is I love canines too much to actually have to deal with sick ones everyday. And I shutter at the thought of having to put one to sleep. If I dont decide now I'll end up being the unemployed lady with 99 cats even before I reach the age of 40. And cat ladies are usually 80 something. Damn it. At this point, Iam willing to ask anyone for help because being in a state of confusion is something I refuse to linger in any longer!! You know what, I'm going to ask someone's opinion right now. Maybe I'll ask jeeves. Yes Iam going to ask jeeves. Asking jeeves is the perfect solution. Damn Im one smart cookie.


Oh and if you want to hear a really depressing story worst than the ones you hear on Oprah. You might want to continue reading. I have completely lost track of time because I rot myself to death at home these days. But I've failed to realise how severe my condition is until today. I found out that today happens to be le premiere avril ( the 1st of april ) only when it was too late in the evening to prank anyone. God took away Aprils fools from me. That's a wee bit harsh dont you think? I have to wait another year. I WISH I HAD SCHOOL TODAY. Oh the joy I would get out of watching kong's face on the floor :)

utopian dream in disguise?

So now that results are out, apart from having to deal with the downpour of phone calls and praises (which i cannot bring myself to accept...considering how "well" i did) I had to register at my future college as well. Kolej Tuanku Jaafar. Scratching your head? Yeah..I had a feeling you would. It's this boarding college in Mantin, on the way to Seremban. Did I mention that it's a boarding college? Not enough I suppose. When I first heard that I would soon be fed-exed away to this boarding college, I felt like my parents were casting me away into this unknown realm where people like mrs trenchbull(from matilda) actually existed! Honestly, I could already picture myself being disciplined. Thoroughly disciplined by a freaky looking lady with a mean looking face and a fist worth knealing on your feet for. She wore a military uniform and held a mace too. Yes it was a terrifying vision which haunted me for weeks but I've managed to get past that. I've been thinking about it a lot eversince (ive been thinking a lot about everything actually...since i practically vegetate at home these days) and I believe they(my parents) have made the right decision. I've always believed in their decisions. They always know what's good for their little brat. Now the visions are completely different. Bunny rabbits, candy canes and cotton candy! If I was gay or highly overdosed on some kind of weird drug. I actually can't wait to go to college. Despite what people say about boarding colleges and how they have this preconceived notion that it's pure evil. It could be great you know..new friends and everything. The facilities are amazing too. Teachers are excellent (so Ive heard) I CANNOT WAIT! I sure hope I'm right about this though :S

the subjugated subject

I swear I had a catatonic moment when i got my spm results. I didnt do as well as i expected to but that wasnt an issue when i saw the alpahabet next to the word ADDITIONAL MATHEMATICS in my results slip...ladies and gentleman i give you the very first alphabet them precocious little children learn in kindergarten or preschool or whatever... an A baby! A...woohooo...I aced my addmaths. Hallelujah :)

hallelujah

I now possess god's greatest gift. Actually in a week I will. I PASSED MY DRIVING TEST! Whooppp dee doooooooo....i can already smell the sweet emancipation of janani. And lemme tell ya..it smells like trips to the beach, daily lunch dates at taylors college (thanks to the infamous kong lee lian and rajalakshmi), regular visits to school ( I MISS SCHOOL). Sounds great right? Well there's only one problem. Two actually.
H
1) Mother darling

2) Father dearest

I think when I'm 50..those plans might actually work out. But that's just dreaming big right? I think 65 sounds realistic. I hope they go through this realization period where they realise the horrible consequences of not allowing ANAK to put newly obtained DRIVING LICENSE to good use. Horrifying consequences. I have a feeling they will.

Back to my driving test and how i actually passed. I think I know how. It was the long wait...the crazy 5 hours of sitting down like an idiot waiting for my number to be called out..I COULDNT POSSIBLY GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN! I had to pass this. And I did. I had to ok..I just had to. So the insanely long wait actually did me some good. Thankfully.

a worthy opponent: the clutch

I had my second driving lesson today.









errr...no.Almost.But NO.
I was doing alright until the engine just stopped in the middle of a highway. Probably god's way of amusing himself..it almost got me killed though. And the drivers behind me who obviously suffer from severe road rage kept giving me dastardly looks when they so considerately memotong me...assholes
My driving instructor was real nice though..pretty traumatised too by now..

oh yes just before i go...a message to all kancil cars


CURSE YOU MANUAL SCUM