hallelujah

I now possess god's greatest gift. Actually in a week I will. I PASSED MY DRIVING TEST! Whooppp dee doooooooo....i can already smell the sweet emancipation of janani. And lemme tell ya..it smells like trips to the beach, daily lunch dates at taylors college (thanks to the infamous kong lee lian and rajalakshmi), regular visits to school ( I MISS SCHOOL). Sounds great right? Well there's only one problem. Two actually.
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1) Mother darling

2) Father dearest

I think when I'm 50..those plans might actually work out. But that's just dreaming big right? I think 65 sounds realistic. I hope they go through this realization period where they realise the horrible consequences of not allowing ANAK to put newly obtained DRIVING LICENSE to good use. Horrifying consequences. I have a feeling they will.

Back to my driving test and how i actually passed. I think I know how. It was the long wait...the crazy 5 hours of sitting down like an idiot waiting for my number to be called out..I COULDNT POSSIBLY GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN! I had to pass this. And I did. I had to ok..I just had to. So the insanely long wait actually did me some good. Thankfully.

a worthy opponent: the clutch

I had my second driving lesson today.









errr...no.Almost.But NO.
I was doing alright until the engine just stopped in the middle of a highway. Probably god's way of amusing himself..it almost got me killed though. And the drivers behind me who obviously suffer from severe road rage kept giving me dastardly looks when they so considerately memotong me...assholes
My driving instructor was real nice though..pretty traumatised too by now..

oh yes just before i go...a message to all kancil cars


CURSE YOU MANUAL SCUM

a tribute

This post will be about a staff of unqualified retards working at a screwed up paper company

the office has it all:





dwight schrute everyone. My future husband




productive workers for inspiration







the many faces of jim halpert






forbidden love







dysfunctional boss



gotta love this show..the british version with ricky gervais is really..ermmm...how do i put this...BRITISH

1) the actors are all professional MIMES
2) the scenes are sooooo "intense" like you could have a cardiac arrest while watching the show...pfftt
3) the script's probably written by a dying cancer patient on his deathbed
4) every episode WILL have a tea and scones scenes

I JUST DONT GET IT!

BACK

no i have not abandoned my blog..i absolutely refuse to do so.

well lets see now, the last time i published an oh so juicy and informative yet very unpopular post was..well..last year!! ok....


so whts been goin on you ask?

1) school is officially over for GOOD. You might think ..lucky bitch that jane! now she can finally move on with life and enjoy all the freedom she so deserved. Well guess what? Screw that! I miss school...I miss everything about school. The "well-maintained" toilets, the ridiculously over priced food at the canteen (ahhh...the smell of yummy canteen nasi goreng...you know..the one that usually came with a little gift in it i.e dead fly or 1 sen coin), the low cost school events..sports day and stuff (despite not being athletically gifted...i still love hari sukan :) and.....shit..im gonna cry



biology...sweet sweet biology...how i long for another biology exam..




some students practice cannibalism too...its not that freaky once you get used to
it..



teacher's day! nice to see the teachers happy for a change..they usually have that grim reaper look on their faces

I MISS SCHOOL!!!!

2) prom is over too. It was alright. I had fun. I did. I swear

3) My friends have all abandoned me. Raja and Kong are having a blast at taylors..well not quite. Shal and Kussex are at Sunway. Yana and Rhema and everyone else are pretty much doin absolutely nothing as well..Aneesha's at NS camp in Beranang..probably a toughened up female now..I can go on and on bout everyone else's fate after school as well..but..haiyoyo..malas lah

thats all for now. i promise ill be back for more

(its not like im blogspot royalty or anything where everyone just dies to read my next post but ill be back anyway)

buh bye now

pic no 3..courtesy of ineedtotalk.blogdrive.com

sijil pelajaran malaysia

DEAR HIGHER CALLING UP THERE,

THIS IS MY PRAYER TO YOU. PLEASE HELP ME GET THROUGH THIS ORDEAL IN ONE PIECE. PLEASE HELP ME ACHIEVE MY GOAL WHICH IS TO ACTUALLY GET A CONSIDERABLY 'OK' AMOUNT OF As IN THE EXAM. PLEASE HELP ME GET MY LAZY ASS OFF THE COUCH. PLEASE...I NEED YOU TO HELP ME...BIGTIME!!!!!!! PLEASE x 5 0000 00000

PLEASE

THAT IS ALL

YOU WILL RECEIVE DAILY UPDATES ON THE MATTER

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION

GOODBYE NOW

LOVE
JANANI
YOUR LOYAL DEVOTEE

she's so lucky....she's a star

It's Britney Bitch
I see you,
And i just wanna dance with you

Everytime they turn the lights down
Just wanna go that extra mile for you
You got my display of affection
Feels like no one else in the room (the room)

We can get down like there's no one around
We keep on rockin, we keep on rockin'
Cameras are flashin while we're dirty dancer
They keep watchin, keep watchin'
Feels like the the crowd was sayin

Gimme Gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme gimme more [x4]

Center of attention, even when you're up against the wall
You got me in a crazy position (uh huh)
If you're on a mission (ooh)
You got my permission ooohhh

I just can't control myself, more
They want more?
Well I'll give them more (ow!)

Gimme more gimme more
Gimme more gimme more babe
I just want more

Actually no. No more. Please.

I was at this function the other day and a few ladies...aged 40-45 had a little parliament session. You know..the one where they all sit down and talk about pointless issues and compare family crisis. I was pretty closeby this motherly meeting and I overheard them talking about Britney Spears. Picture this. Five Indian ladies ranting about god knows what and all of a sudden I heard this lady say "you know that american singer...what's her name..brittany something?"..and one of them cuts in saying "oh yes. Britney Spears. Such a bad influence I tell you..She just got divorced and now somebody is pressing charges against her. Can't even take care of her children properly. And those revealing pictures too. What nonsense is this?"..."And what's with this bald shennanigan...You don't think she took a vow for thaipusam now do you?"..."Celebrities these days. Such vulgarity." Ok..maybe I exaggerated the lines a tiny bit but this is all true. Britney, you should be ashamed of yourself. Tsk tsk tsk. As for the bunch of indian ladies...if they ever form a book club. Count me in! :)

a night of corsages and tuxedos

I shall now enlighten you on the history and definition of 'prom'. Prom, short for Promenade is used to describe a formal dance held at the end of an academic year. The name is derived from the late nineteenth century practice of a promenade ball.Boys usually dress in black tie (a dinner jacket and bow tie), sometimes with brightly colored vests, though any sort of formal wear can be worn. Traditionally, girls wear formal gowns or dresses adorned with a corsage given to them by their date. Many boys also match the color of their tie to their date's dress. Often, boys and girls will dress according to the theme of the prom eg. Miami Vice or Bond. Common prom activities include dining, dancing, the crowning of a prom King and Queen, and socializing.

Now that I've made "prom" sound as lame as possible (i tried my very best and wikipedia helped too) lets see how many of you show up for this year's prom. :)

Anyways, I have decided to attend SMKCK's prom this year. And yes. I have also the daunting task of choosing the perfect date ahead of me. Obviously I have narrowed down my choices to two very good looking homosapiens.




haven't you heard? tranzvestites are a hit at proms



well then of course there's the mouth watering james lafferty...

Come to think of it...James is a better choice. The tranzvestite might get all the attention and probably even outshine the to be prom queen(me). NO I WILL NOT LET A SHE-MALE JEOPARDISE MY CHANCES OF BECOMING QUEEN OF THE PROMENADE. So it's settled then. James it is. Iam going to prom with One tree hill's hot husband...ain't I a lucky lass?

(a girl can dream lah)