Friday 18 January 2008

a worthy opponent: the clutch

I had my second driving lesson today.









errr...no.Almost.But NO.
I was doing alright until the engine just stopped in the middle of a highway. Probably god's way of amusing himself..it almost got me killed though. And the drivers behind me who obviously suffer from severe road rage kept giving me dastardly looks when they so considerately memotong me...assholes
My driving instructor was real nice though..pretty traumatised too by now..

oh yes just before i go...a message to all kancil cars


CURSE YOU MANUAL SCUM

a tribute

This post will be about a staff of unqualified retards working at a screwed up paper company

the office has it all:





dwight schrute everyone. My future husband




productive workers for inspiration







the many faces of jim halpert






forbidden love







dysfunctional boss



gotta love this show..the british version with ricky gervais is really..ermmm...how do i put this...BRITISH

1) the actors are all professional MIMES
2) the scenes are sooooo "intense" like you could have a cardiac arrest while watching the show...pfftt
3) the script's probably written by a dying cancer patient on his deathbed
4) every episode WILL have a tea and scones scenes

I JUST DONT GET IT!

Thursday 17 January 2008

BACK

no i have not abandoned my blog..i absolutely refuse to do so.

well lets see now, the last time i published an oh so juicy and informative yet very unpopular post was..well..last year!! ok....


so whts been goin on you ask?

1) school is officially over for GOOD. You might think ..lucky bitch that jane! now she can finally move on with life and enjoy all the freedom she so deserved. Well guess what? Screw that! I miss school...I miss everything about school. The "well-maintained" toilets, the ridiculously over priced food at the canteen (ahhh...the smell of yummy canteen nasi goreng...you know..the one that usually came with a little gift in it i.e dead fly or 1 sen coin), the low cost school events..sports day and stuff (despite not being athletically gifted...i still love hari sukan :) and.....shit..im gonna cry



biology...sweet sweet biology...how i long for another biology exam..




some students practice cannibalism too...its not that freaky once you get used to
it..



teacher's day! nice to see the teachers happy for a change..they usually have that grim reaper look on their faces

I MISS SCHOOL!!!!

2) prom is over too. It was alright. I had fun. I did. I swear

3) My friends have all abandoned me. Raja and Kong are having a blast at taylors..well not quite. Shal and Kussex are at Sunway. Yana and Rhema and everyone else are pretty much doin absolutely nothing as well..Aneesha's at NS camp in Beranang..probably a toughened up female now..I can go on and on bout everyone else's fate after school as well..but..haiyoyo..malas lah

thats all for now. i promise ill be back for more

(its not like im blogspot royalty or anything where everyone just dies to read my next post but ill be back anyway)

buh bye now

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