she's so lucky....she's a star

It's Britney Bitch
I see you,
And i just wanna dance with you

Everytime they turn the lights down
Just wanna go that extra mile for you
You got my display of affection
Feels like no one else in the room (the room)

We can get down like there's no one around
We keep on rockin, we keep on rockin'
Cameras are flashin while we're dirty dancer
They keep watchin, keep watchin'
Feels like the the crowd was sayin

Gimme Gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme gimme more [x4]

Center of attention, even when you're up against the wall
You got me in a crazy position (uh huh)
If you're on a mission (ooh)
You got my permission ooohhh

I just can't control myself, more
They want more?
Well I'll give them more (ow!)

Gimme more gimme more
Gimme more gimme more babe
I just want more

Actually no. No more. Please.

I was at this function the other day and a few ladies...aged 40-45 had a little parliament session. You know..the one where they all sit down and talk about pointless issues and compare family crisis. I was pretty closeby this motherly meeting and I overheard them talking about Britney Spears. Picture this. Five Indian ladies ranting about god knows what and all of a sudden I heard this lady say "you know that american singer...what's her name..brittany something?"..and one of them cuts in saying "oh yes. Britney Spears. Such a bad influence I tell you..She just got divorced and now somebody is pressing charges against her. Can't even take care of her children properly. And those revealing pictures too. What nonsense is this?"..."And what's with this bald shennanigan...You don't think she took a vow for thaipusam now do you?"..."Celebrities these days. Such vulgarity." Ok..maybe I exaggerated the lines a tiny bit but this is all true. Britney, you should be ashamed of yourself. Tsk tsk tsk. As for the bunch of indian ladies...if they ever form a book club. Count me in! :)

a night of corsages and tuxedos

I shall now enlighten you on the history and definition of 'prom'. Prom, short for Promenade is used to describe a formal dance held at the end of an academic year. The name is derived from the late nineteenth century practice of a promenade ball.Boys usually dress in black tie (a dinner jacket and bow tie), sometimes with brightly colored vests, though any sort of formal wear can be worn. Traditionally, girls wear formal gowns or dresses adorned with a corsage given to them by their date. Many boys also match the color of their tie to their date's dress. Often, boys and girls will dress according to the theme of the prom eg. Miami Vice or Bond. Common prom activities include dining, dancing, the crowning of a prom King and Queen, and socializing.

Now that I've made "prom" sound as lame as possible (i tried my very best and wikipedia helped too) lets see how many of you show up for this year's prom. :)

Anyways, I have decided to attend SMKCK's prom this year. And yes. I have also the daunting task of choosing the perfect date ahead of me. Obviously I have narrowed down my choices to two very good looking homosapiens.




haven't you heard? tranzvestites are a hit at proms



well then of course there's the mouth watering james lafferty...

Come to think of it...James is a better choice. The tranzvestite might get all the attention and probably even outshine the to be prom queen(me). NO I WILL NOT LET A SHE-MALE JEOPARDISE MY CHANCES OF BECOMING QUEEN OF THE PROMENADE. So it's settled then. James it is. Iam going to prom with One tree hill's hot husband...ain't I a lucky lass?

(a girl can dream lah)

drama is life with the dull bits left out

school was....you know..very school-like. The usual "tolong senyap" and the occasional "you rock jane!"....ok so i made the second one up. Oh and today happens to be the 17th birthday of a very special being. HAPPY BDAY YOGI BEAR DARLING!! For those of you who are completely unaware of who or what this yogi bear is?? Be jealous. Very jealous. For this Yogi Bear is a person..a human being close to my heart. An amazing friend. You should all feel very unlucky indeed. We had a party of special magnificence in school. With party streamers, glossy banners, cake(not a big fan of cake....but cake is a must. so i've heard), a chocolate fountain, chocolate fondue, balloons of every colour you could think of (even fuchsia and tangerine... and colours you've never even heard of), hot guys to consort with and beautiful gowns, each custom made for everyone in 5 Berlian. Actually no. But even better than that, everyone sang and she even gave us a speech. I must say Iam ecstatic. It's not everyday your Yogi Bear turns seventeen. They grow up so fast. If that wasn't enough amusement for the day...another person I shall refer to as "Tiffany" performed this very rare and unusual stunt which became the highlight of the day. I have a pen. And it's not just any ordinary pen...it's a pastel flourescent pink pin which I truly adored. I loved that pen. Tiffany being the ridiculously jealous sort obviously took my pen ransom because she did not own a pen like that. She tortured the poor pen in ways unimaginable to any sane human being. It was awful. She made the pen perform death defying acts which almost caused it's nib to break and she DIDNT PUT THE CAP ON..one of the many things i cannot bear to look at is a pen without it's cap on. Very inhumane. Tiffany got a little bored with the whole capless pen torture after a while so she decided to try something else. Iam very sorry to say that the faint hearted cannot and SHOULD NOT continue reading for what I'm about to tell you may be the cause of your next cardiac arrest. Tiffany decided to open the pen and all it's contents....and she meddled with the ink. MEDDLED WITH THE INK!!! Why on earth would someone want to meddle with the ink of a flawless flourescent ink pen..Why? The horror....OH the horror. Then the ink poured all over her baju..hahah. Thank you for making my day Tiffany :)

random thoughts of the day:

1) I miss STAR WARS!!! George Lucas and his hideous looking jabba the hutts and galactic princesses boosts my self esteem....iam grateful i don't look like them

2) maybe i should start speaking in tamil with my family....it kills me to know that i know close to NOTHING when it comes to my mother tongue

3) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

4) I should probably study now

farewell blog. for now.