Sunday, 30 September 2007

she's so lucky....she's a star

It's Britney Bitch
I see you,
And i just wanna dance with you

Everytime they turn the lights down
Just wanna go that extra mile for you
You got my display of affection
Feels like no one else in the room (the room)

We can get down like there's no one around
We keep on rockin, we keep on rockin'
Cameras are flashin while we're dirty dancer
They keep watchin, keep watchin'
Feels like the the crowd was sayin

Gimme Gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme gimme more [x4]

Center of attention, even when you're up against the wall
You got me in a crazy position (uh huh)
If you're on a mission (ooh)
You got my permission ooohhh

I just can't control myself, more
They want more?
Well I'll give them more (ow!)

Gimme more gimme more
Gimme more gimme more babe
I just want more


Actually no. No more. Please.

I was at this function the other day and a few ladies...aged 40-45 had a little parliament session. You know..the one where they all sit down and talk about pointless issues and compare family crisis. I was pretty closeby this motherly meeting and I overheard them talking about Britney Spears. Picture this. Five Indian ladies ranting about god knows what and all of a sudden I heard this lady say "you know that american singer...what's her name..brittany something?"..and one of them cuts in saying "oh yes. Britney Spears. Such a bad influence I tell you..She just got divorced and now somebody is pressing charges against her. Can't even take care of her children properly. And those revealing pictures too. What nonsense is this?"..."And what's with this bald shennanigan...You don't think she took a vow for thaipusam now do you?"..."Celebrities these days. Such vulgarity." Ok..maybe I exaggerated the lines a tiny bit but this is all true. Britney, you should be ashamed of yourself. Tsk tsk tsk. As for the bunch of indian ladies...if they ever form a book club. Count me in! :)


1 comment:

leeliankong said...

Oh Janani!
I want more bloging!
More blogging!
More blogging!

Even you ARE the most annoying and irritating person I know, there is no one else I love as crazily you, annoying and irritating creature!